Sarathonson - I brush my teeth and wash my face with the first shit of the day

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Description: I just woke up I comb my hair I need to brush my teeth but the toothpaste ran out so I shit on the brush and urinated in a glass I wash my teeth and tongue with the poo and rinse with the pee from the glass but I run out I drink water from the toilet to continue rinsing my mouth shit more on the toothbrush and I repeat the above again I finish shitting and I take enough poo and stir with my face cleansing cream and put this in it I rinse it with toilet water now my mouth and face are clean to start my beautiful day...
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